Yeldho Shem.

As part of my undergraduate course, our Brand Management teacher asked us to submit an assignment on “History of your favorite brand.” After explaining the assignment in detail (during which we peacefully slept), she left the class — leaving me in charge of collecting the details about the group members and the brands they have chosen.

Below is a conversation I had with one of my friends who didn’t even care about listening to the teacher’s long explanation:

Me: Which brand do you prefer?
Him: Honey Bee, as always.
Me: Ayyo… Not Brandy — Brand. Brand. I was talking about the Branding assignment where we have to write the history of any brand of your choice-
Him: PornHub, then.
Me: I asked for the history of a brand — not your search history.
Him: Oh.

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Coff(r)ee is a duology about real-life incidents where I got tea in the least expected situations and the subsequent freaking out.

I had to replace Tea with Coffee, for the sake of putting the Coff(r)ee. Everything else is true. (Maybe I exaggerated some situations, it is mostly true.)

Here are…

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Yeldho Shem.

Yeldho Shem.

Telling terrible stories is my superpower. Safety Not Guaranteed.